"L" )n the "unny 00ide *" o* tIGHT 'er hls fence gpl F J'rcmsoN UEaaLD Menne, 8outll Dakota thursday, June 14, 1934 LOCALS k Schnabel died at Tripp and relatives here are going over Iuneral. r Walz returned last week :St, Louis where he has been lilng school. !" Simon has opened a couple ,lgs on his farm which are t clear spring water. y in his garden, e men from Yankton have out. "What s$ mt hole? Loon repairing roofs In town with ]t and tar and Japan dryer• me." 'hbor, with a llg 1 ing in some earl] Heiser says he lost the with the Jamesvllle Camp ed Jackson I [e another bidder went below • e like one of S le. L" rid his nelghb0¢ i Foley took cattle to Winner "The seeds Iit }thug to pasture and it turned 1 Magazine. v he had.to truck them back again• ament , Koenig was a Menno vis- °nday afternoon. He had sev- 52,239 head of cattle have been bought in the Dakotas to benefit farmers. The late rains may save some from selling their cattle, but conditions are serious over the state and also North Dakota. There are many strange faces of young people on Menno streets, coming from the country for con- firmation schools in the various churches. When Carlsons have visitors they always hand in the names to the newspaper office which Is the way all should do. You owe it to your guests to do so. A great many from Menno went to Olivet Tuesday to attend the ad- Ijourned session of the May term of circuit court. Peter Wahl is driving a Ford now instead of his big car. Philipp Neuharth and "Helmuth Schnaidt were looking after the hopper poison bait in town Tuesday. Brad Langholz was in town Tues- day getting seed corn to plant. It may make better corn than the ear- ly planting. Some farmers plant early and then another planting la- MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS CAUSE 10 DEATHS IN APRIL Figures compiled in thc office of the Secretary of State s'.,,.ow that South Dakota motorists reported 38 accidents during April 193 L causing 10 deaths, 28 injuries, and a proper- ty damage of $4,100.00. The 38 ac- cidents Involved 54 motor vehicles. Reports show that 16 occurred vithin city limits while 29 occurred 0utslde city limits. Types--18 mot. veh. with mot. eh., 7 mot. veh. with pedestrian, 1 mot. veh. with train, 1 mot. veh, with bicycle, 1 mot. veh, with horse drawn veh., 4 mot. veh. with fixed :)bject, and 4 non-collision• Causes---Reckless driving 4, ex- cessive speed 4, crowded off road- way 3, intoxication 6, obstructed ,Aew 2, driver failed to signal turn 2, defective brakes 2, disregarded stop sign 3, driver failed to see ped- estrian 2, carelessness 4, blowout 1, driver asleep 1, driver failed to see train 1, inexperienced driver 1. Mr. and Mrs. Langdon are home from their trip to Kansas where they visited his brother who owns a half section wheat farm, but wheat his best to teacher. He  0rtgage foreclosure sales at ter which sometimes makes better in most of Kansas is a poor crop y who liked to t is how the foliO! !lIOnday. corn than the early corn. this year, green bugs and drought, s € • excepting in the eastern and south- . The actor e Undertakers were meeting The firemen who attended the eastern part, took most of the crop. . , h,u  .... A ....   Ai ....  convention at Yankton this year Hs brother and family live west of h O[ t, -o .tuo 3 CZLA l,. LA*-- • the s ape ],lld .r ur,.,-,..,,.t. ,m to dd not do as well as in some years SMlna quite a distance and they the .,,- because of the fact that there we drove along the Platte river where ......... " man new forms of competition - "t Is ?'1 Y :considerable irrigation is done and you now z ':t^ ...... uare th ' are three investigators in which they had never seen or en- [alfalfa was good They spent 12 days ,t  q ._ t to start ao unty again, A. A. Schmidt, tered before• There were seventeen[driving over southeastern Kansas, an, O. C. Langer, Olivet, and tems entered in the contests and[western Arkansas and Missouri, Tempel, Menus. ,enno ranked sixth in several °flthen drove to northern Missouri HIM[ ha ................ [the first forms of competition, but[where their old home was, but did __ |ll'u,..ummano na nee. ': .yon only about $30• The experience not find any place much better '|tnst tor a iew weezs anO,in these new forms of competition t.han another He says he would not ].ed at home 8 days. late!Y.!however, will help the team in com- live in Arkansas, nor in the Ozark :'11  L:'unct town again ano at tne ling meets. The firemen will meet at mountains, so comes home fairly "part of the time. , " next ear The Men- • d It jT, [" last springs Y • well satisfied this is not so ba . ",. _ ' lOdenmann asked where the 'no team was Ammon Auch, Richard did not rain much till after they ar- "] '   regarding the Reformed Auch, Wm. Haring, Roger Carlson: rived home.  t. h Come from. They are sent:Wilmer Heer, George Seibert ann ..... / )[h .tr°m a conference in Phila-iRoy Kuhlman. Gust Quast, chief, C.hr. riarnxscn was In own yes- )dfL..g   r a. it is sent as publicity, was there for one day. teraay.  ;' John' Wittmeter was buried l The George Seibert family and Albert Maas thinks his father will tland Tuesday The family Mr and Mrs Wm Haring were in have to sell all his cattle, as they I° ll Scotland many years while Yankton last week staying at the had very little rain and last year now lhat Co  In the lumber business and Art" Haring home during the fire grasshoppers- took everything. Al- abama?" ,l  regular trips to Menno and tournament• such a moTtOWns. $FEAI'tlNG OF DIALECTS SPECIALS An(u-ic:m dialects delight at. EIon. Wed;:e:,,od Benn of London, a mem- ber ,f the last Labor cabinet, but it r#m,dned for a little Chicago stenog- rapher, hallln| from south of Mason and l ilxon's line, to bowl him over.  Hero recently on a trlp around th, world, he had occasion to call In a public stenographer for dictation. Re- : peatedb she stopped his flow of words, evidenI'..v bothered by Ills accent. Finally. she slammed her book shut in '" disgust. "I'll have to quit," she exclaimed. "I Just can't make head nor tall out [i of your Yankee broguel"Chicago I1] l News. Right or Left? Old Lady (on train plutform)-- Which platform for the l,ondon trnin I'orterTurn to Ibe left nnd you'll be right ! "Don't be impertinent, young man." "All right, then. turn to your right and you'll be left." SHIP AHOYI He---Will you sail sea of matrimony? / with me on the She---Yes, after you have made a raft of money. Quite a Difference Jhnmy--Wat's de best way to teach a gh•l to swim? Johnny--Well, yer want to take her gently down to de water, put yer arm around her walst, an'-- Jlmmy--Aw, cut it out l It's my sister. JohnnyOhl Just push her oE de dock. Out in Time "Why did you break off your en- gagement?" asked Bill's inqulsltlve pal. "'Well, we were looking over our new house wben my prospective moth- er-ln-law said it would be rather small for three people; so I gracefully re- tired." SUGAR ........ I0 Ibs ........... .................................... 49c GREEN BEANS .... No. 2 can ...... per can ...... 10c WAX BEANS .... No. 2 can .... per can ............ 10c OLD POTATOES ........ per pk .......................... 29c MAMMOUTH TOILET SOAP ...... 3 bars ...... 10c P. & G. LAUNDRY SOAP ........ 10 bars .......... 29c SWEET CORN .......... 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Suits are Cash. ====================================================================================================== Ladies' Rayon Pajamas and Night Gowns $1.50 value .................................................... 69c Children's Anklets ................ pair ...................... 10c Boys' Anklets .......... pair .................................... 19c Preszler & Jundt ^ li" " "The Store of Service & tua y bert returned from a visit at Win- I Sk ner Saturday night and reported a Summer Ice ating at Fair I I ' The second prize money at the • dust storm there Friday afternoon. That Oae .][wl S so heavy in Sioux Falls last,'$8O• The band also we $ ner where he has been many years. Bid a Grand Slam ad been haClthat it raised up some of the of trees or shrubbery.  Mrs. Brown--She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her. Mrs. GreenThe mean Ihlngl I told her not to tell you I told her. Mrs. BrownWell, don't tell her that I told you she told me. EFFICIENCY cr[i' lOdenm "aid mY d,' Slon Hot L 00l00°nsin. ]h, -- lrize for,lacollege He hopes o get a" - , Wheat Oats 82c  .  '/ ....... ============================ ._ -- } to Date wish we had 0,g POsition inn High School Art .Harm.gs :roU:yrtomYante ,or our d'xtgmathematics and Oerman.[exoer.  mmeYnin_ then went to - ' ...................... 48c55C  ': old-fashlone .:a|ored i- rrman Samroay g, ;aYeiey ................ ..... 0000cresford Sunday, taking Mrs. " • "o.. "00hat's • bad cold you ba,'e, old en°neturnreprese:;;"em sP'AI-I. Boeglerdandfamilywent &-r llllon Men ayto be )resent|[Schnaidt along. . Cream" • ..................... ..c man. ,low did you contract it?" "Hang ltl I didn't co||lract It. It :L xthel .... Y -r:duated[ Adam Reiser and Herbert Heinle NEOLITHIC COUNTRY CLUB w,as only s small one and I exlmnded -- r aaugner lna g a . ough  ihe Universlt" Inn Boegler, [t°°k stock to Sioux Cty for A.J. ' it. about 12 I0 "eli.- 0 " Trlpp, Hauck.... Winter weather all summer long Is at Chicago. Giganti crowds are flock. ngoffered for;.nd Roberta Craig r .t. :""' Wrong Question the novelty that is attracting thou. --I ....... ''ct degrees of bachelor ell  ..._ '..-.- She--How did you come to be dis- lands daily to the German Black For- .== uu.. e i en " .us about It, :'e. n'educati°n. Edward Iss -,[ I..... _.. , I _L.. [ charged from the army? ,st village In the new World's Fair day. e were all to . r Parkston, graduated from[ !   1 He--Well, when the enemy was a. Y 'ti; ....... nicer ' I COld [VIOUUltUl ............. w'  .a3.,r>  comhig toward us. our eapiain yelled. ' t." aepartment o tne u - i  -" . }  which one to shoot at. I asked the /"V (to nelgbb0'¢"bald W. Tschetter and son I x.._ ] captain, "Which. one I. WllIT' ,i . , ike to kJclCt. [¢ear Bridgewater were Menu 0 ring preveet'lr Monday. Every time they I  ---,'v:'| CentBeDone .., the --' " e*"¢ t after 4 a. A to Menno on business they Sklnpants Ilou come ou to some Billy--Frank, do you tlllnK • -- " "" "b newspaper will he replaced hy the . . .:)%%,,_" . : keeps me $"ream to the Menno cream: me twenty-seven strokes on the fourt radio? = -' 'e,,, is a brother of big Paul lmle? l Frank--No, you can't swat a fly '( \\;;A\-.-  At -- qiCYter who lived In Bridgewater ' ' ,, \\; llls caddy--Under the rules every' with the radio. KIN ltll;t le and was in the implement wallop you take ut your opponent o _.S, but is back on his farm tour caddy counts as a stroke. Celebrating 7--" • I/Ill  tll -- Mary--lsn't It dreadful? I refused Th- Hoard in 'he East to marry_ ___...._,__ _ ^.,a ,., .,--=t,,vArchle last October, and he's " " . .l, Th,. w,,,'l,l. ,',.:,h,.,, ,,,,:,rd;.rs nre bee"nCar'-m"'Sl't"-l"-J-'--"-'--:g a a e---, sno,,osa ,.atscurr$,n  -"7.y '- - " In the I,'=tsl: Iii|,1 Ills gr,,lll trl;;ngular . . ..... Y. - s l tO I,lOlllll nf Asl # celebration a little too iar 1 p.,,,,,..,,,. ,,,, .,, ,. ,,,,,e,I • ---IF... . , r///////////A,2/##A, -.. . .. It's a trick to., 'd lquld air, at 312 de0rees below zero, in your mouth. Dts* Elliott James does it as part of the free show In the Science theater of th( new World's Fair in Chicago. Ing to the new Street of Villages, for a "tour of ths world" in a singla vet now has a dandy swim-I  llace since the rains of last', A.Q" k raised the water level of the I to near the top of the dam. Ver above the dam Is yew ndlooksflne. The Olivet peo- mined lu .%frle,* nn,I hHrh,d In India." The Male Citlzen--Heyl Take your Lem TiSbEs ran e r \\;' I. '[ hand out of my pocket and drop my k/hel' coffee, krau, and bea. , S:2]j2/ roe or ru call a cop. vere, /ed all day and hall:  nig The L=dy DIpOh, excuse me, sir, 1 vit3l cake and canned sardine. mistook you for my husband. In India ThP II1€I t1:411111].I]1t11 fPIl[ pcrf(irnled hy lll.V of l!ie l'oHhnls im,l,livants of lie!hi I.,a mo whh'll n (iO-pound boy Is D,:lPOd In ,i llng lind Ilfh,l l| filial fl•onl th,' izrollll(l ]iv IIII,IIIIN (if tVO cords at In,.hod iy niot:lllh' v:tlls to Ihe lnsidv of lhP he!z'-':ll •' ovnll,l.. "Britain's Dust Heap" "l,'lowor of tho Win'hi," tim home-lov- Ing Malh'so cl|ll dIPIr Iland. and It Is f;Ih'ly fP,'llle nl|lmllg!l fill, wind threat- ,,n. to bl,.w Its .oil Into the ocean. The first slghl of II from the seu Is o tin ImlweslvP ns Io h,'td FlOlllP who have ollly S.,I II fl'on! afar to c:tll It "Brll nh?s dusl I.'|q." Must Carry a Light Yoti nlust carry n tall light If you wish Is slroll tile rurul hhdlways of Dohlwlll'o III night. A slate law makes tt n ml,d,,it..l/t.r far A promenader Io r',.nhle oLnllde e tv or town limits lthoul Ii lantern or light. Speak English ! A man called for his battery. He asked, "What's the ehargeY" S. PerryAbout 80 amperes. . CustomerWhat is that In Amelia: can money? .... Oh Yeah I She--I saw something last night I'll never get over. He--What? She---The moon. Bruto Miss Oldglrl--Your dog Just blt reel Chollyl'ardon hlm, madam. Per- haps he thought you" were about to kiss him 1 Got Busy He--Kisses are the language of love. She--Well, why don't you say some thini? A mild aroma I:illed khe place_ . =" A comple sweet and hoE, \\;\//=el/ C, ompoed olC.skeam # c,m I To serve I:he proud elite; III//W////,/ 'Twas jusl: a place where common Elks , l/dl[]l([f////.v.f C_,Suld re a while and eat;. l/illlllltll I1: hTne, ly ho.pilmliy .,  lllllllltlllll, D /Arid SrvIce ,JIIr, D  IIC . .%.UIIIHIqlttltli Was offered f-d who ceme to dine lll. ]n place oF lone and sh/le. - /N// ,,,,/ ' .; ,.=,'. And sad I:ears hamble down. " Vheq I recall Lerno sausa And pancal=s crisp and brown. _ .......... = ..__ • --- :: ----=% t We erected a diving platform, I1 a fine bathing beach and are g Up a bath house. It looks be a t Ine place to swim. 1 i:l''", rains last week amounted to )ats?" ehes and revived gardens and • talnly had  elds wonderfully. Many far- - ;:'! il-are out cultivating corn now 'hat O=.1 ea that later rains will come your mother ,#,aake a corn crop, even though -made ma I x,no small grain. Before the mt what m de . arae the relief office at Olivet tl?Y every day with many men • _ . : !'.i i r . ..... jl AT THE REX SATURDAY---SUNDAY JUNE 16---17 GEORGE RAFT In "Bolero" With CAROLE LOMBARD AND SALLY RAND THE FAN DANCER A PARAMOUNT PICTURE 10--25c